At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He did a backflip because drugs
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