we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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