When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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