worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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