Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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