Having a random hookup so left but love u
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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