Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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