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(845): View more from New York

forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(845): forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night. http://tfl.nu/wdqe

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conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.

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(631): conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers. http://tfl.nu/22w1

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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(864): I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger http://tfl.nu/bdgv

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

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(405): Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime. http://tfl.nu/065d

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(712): View more from Iowa

Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

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(712): Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be. http://tfl.nu/n7rl

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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will

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(530): I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will http://tfl.nu/u061

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(512): View more from Texas

Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.

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(512): Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today. http://tfl.nu/jvq8

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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.

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(314): I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge. http://tfl.nu/tow2

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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.

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(648): Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me. http://tfl.nu/1al0

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(614): View more from Ohio

Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?

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(614): Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me? http://tfl.nu/bgzy

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(801): View more from Utah

I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.

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(801): I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow. http://tfl.nu/o553

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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.

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Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.

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(419): I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama. (574): Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts. http://tfl.nu/mgxx

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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying

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(312): I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying http://tfl.nu/bo49

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(727): View more from Florida

There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..

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(727): There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you.. http://tfl.nu/y77w

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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."

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(920): "Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see." http://tfl.nu/5bgq

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