Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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