Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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