Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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