i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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