I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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