Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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