guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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