I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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