So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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