You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
false alarm, still single
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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