i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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