This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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