Non-Jews are for practice
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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