Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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