I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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