I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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