Me. At least after what I've been through.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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