Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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