How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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