weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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