i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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