I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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