You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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