i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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