Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Man, jail baloney is awful.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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