Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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