my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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