She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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