Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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