What should our trivia night team be named?
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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