Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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