She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize