im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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