Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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