i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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