if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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