ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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