i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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