i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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