just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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