wakey wakey hands off snakey
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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