Welp...herpes.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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