I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Shame - the story of my life.
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